Bitches on the set

In my younger years I was listed and signed in to various extra agencies. It was a pretty nice way to get some easy money, and back then I was even hoping for my big break. Which of course never came so yeah, here I am writing to you guys instead of pushing a supermodels head down into the waters of the jacuzzi to swallow my hundred million dollar jizz as I am a Hollywood after who can get anything. A wise man once said that: "If you can't get everything, don't get anything". I am not living by that philosophy cause I am not a movies star and still here I am, making a living and writing to you about my exploits. 

So I was on the set of this awesome bands videoclip, I was a random extra and I did not know what my tasks would be. Fortunately the producer liked my beard so I got into costume and was brought in front of gorgeous models. They were selecting the one I passed with the most. They found an amazing brunette, who had a stunning skinny body, and she was wearing basically nothing. We did the shoot, she was dancing around me as I was sitting just staring into the camera and it was awesome. I was just about to ask for her number, cause we kinda hit it off, but then the lead singer came and stole her from me. Girls can be real bitches when it comes to rock stars!