So, what’s a threesome actually like? Is it a mind-blowing sexual awakening? An awkward mess? Or somewhere in between?
We spoke to some kinky men and women who’ve been there and asked them to tell all. These are the sexy (and sometimes humorous) stories that reveal what it’s really like to have a threesome.
“They celebrated their anniversary with a three-person dinner date.”
We spoke to Louisa, one of the experienced Geneva escorts, who told us about a booking that surprised her, for all the right reasons.
“They’d booked me to join them for dinner at a fancy hotel restaurant. I’d never done a proper three-person dinner date before, so I wasn’t sure what to expect—but from the second we met, it just felt easy. Natural. Both the staff and other customers didn’t even blink; we probably just looked like three friends out for a nice meal.
They’d chosen me because I’m bi, and they wanted someone who could flirt with them both. And I did. He poured the wine, she teased my thigh under the table, and I kept switching between them. It was fun.
Luckily, they’d booked a suite upstairs. We brought up the wine and kept chatting, playing music, taking our time. Then they brought out a deck of cards and suggested strip poker. I thought they were joking at first.
After a few rounds, the clothes started coming off, and the flirting turned to touching. She kissed me first. Then he slid behind me, kissing my neck while her hands were already between my legs. I was so turned on by then that it was me suggesting we move it to the bedroom. Honestly, it was the most fun I’ve had in a long time.”
“We hooked up with her best friend after a night out.”
Lucas, a straight guy in his twenties, told us how a long-simmering flirtation finally tipped over into a threesome neither of them had planned—but neither regretted.
“We’d all been dancing, drinking, messing around a little too playfully for ‘just friends.’ Her best mate had this habit of teasing me, asking about our sex life, calling me ‘trouble.’ I always thought it was just a bit of harmless fun. But one night, back at her place, she kissed my girlfriend first… then turned and kissed me.
I didn’t even have time to overthink it. It turned out they had talked about this the night before and decided to surprise me. We were in the bedroom within minutes—my girlfriend grinding on my face while I fingered her best mate next to us.
What shocked me was how into each other they were. I thought I’d feel left out or weird, but watching them 69 while I sat back playing with myself? That’s burned into my brain forever. We never made it a regular thing, but that night was one of the best I’ve had.”
“We planned it together—and it saved our sex life.”
Naomi, a 35-year-old married woman, told us how booking a female sex worker helped her and her husband reconnect sexually, and gave her a taste of something she didn’t realise she needed.
“We’d been together six years. Still loved each other, but the sex was just… fine. I joked about a threesome one night after a couple of glasses of wine, and instead of laughing it off, he said, ‘Maybe we should.’
We wanted someone experienced, no awkwardness, so we booked a bisexual escort through an online agency. She was incredible. She was gorgeous, very confident, and made everything feel so normal.
She kissed me first. I wasn’t expecting that. Then things escalated pretty quickly. She was sitting on my husband's face, whilst I was riding his cock and moaning into her hair. I came so hard I may have grabbed her hair a little too hard. She didn’t seem to mind, though.
Afterwards, we cuddled, laughed, and debriefed. And for the next few days, we couldn’t keep our hands off each other. It was like hitting a reset button. I’m pretty sure we’re already set on meeting her again at some point.”
“We brought in another guy. He was my husband’s best friend.”
Talia, a pansexual woman in her 30s, told us how one unexpected night with her husband and his best mate turned into quite an intense experience.
“We’d joked about it for years, but never seriously. It was a big fantasy of mine to have another guy play with us both, and since my partner is bicurious, he was down to try it. Then his best friend came out as bi, and suddenly it didn’t feel so far-fetched. One night, a few drinks in, I brought it up. Neither of them flinched.
A week later, he came over. We had tequila, put on some music, and I started flirting—touching their legs, unbuttoning my shirt. They both joined in like clockwork.
The feeling of being undressed by two men was as good as I hoped it would be. I felt worshipped. They took turns fucking me, and at one point, I was sucking my husband off while his mate sucked him off! It was a dream come true.
The best thing was that there was no awkwardness or weird tension the next day. Just a lot of texting about how hot it was. We still joke about round two.”
Thinking of Trying It Yourself?
Every threesome is different.
Sometimes it’s a spontaneous night that gets out of hand in the best possible way. Sometimes it’s carefully planned with drinks and a hotel suite. Sometimes it even saves your sex life.
Whether it’s two women, two men, or one very lucky guest, there’s nothing hotter than a naughty threesome.